Rules for my new readers: you have to commit a crime & tell the arresting officer I made you do it. Helps me sell books.
I call bull shit on this
Bullshit here, how may I direct your call?
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
FUCKING AMAZING
@luciferismydad is amazing. I follow her on ig :)
Because Jess needs more crazy bullshit to try.
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they should make a book of nothing but pictures like this called ‘men in business suits making out aggressively.’
i would subscribe.
For Ricky.
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i-was-promised-a-fluffy-chicken:
Sam Winchester eats Jam.
Jam Winchester
Sam Winchester sends junk mail
Spam Winchester
Sam Winchester retains water
Dam Winchester
Sam Winchester has 3 finals tomorrow
Cram Winchester
Sam Winchester eats seafood.
Clam WinchesterSam Winchester neglects his chlidren.
John Winchester.
you did not
did u just?
Holy shit, i was not expecting that.
To be fair…
I feel like this wouldn’t have even gone to court in Austin. Avocado on errything.
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I was singing this to myself last night.
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